Chapter 1. Page ten. Panel one, Controller is leaning over the kitchen counter while Tamagotchi runs around the room, wearing a blanket as a cape. Controller hums and says, 'Okay... That's everything!' while Tama beeps happily. Panel two, Controller drops an inhaler into her tote bag and exclaims, 'Tama! I'm about to leave, okay?' Panel three, Tama is still running and beeping. Panel four, Controller picks up a TV remote and continues, 'The babysitter will be here in a bit.' Panel five, Controller turns off the TV and Tama runs towards her. Panel six, Tama bumps into Controller, who shouts, 'Hey!!' The two start giggling. Page eleven. Panel one, Controller grabs Tama and lifts her off of the ground. She snatches the blanket and says, 'You little booger! Give me that!' Panel two, Tama suddenly looks dejected and Controller calmly explains, 'I'll only be gone until tomorrow. You'll be okay until then, right?' Panel three, Controller pulls Tama in for a tight hug and grins. Controller says, 'You get to watch The Big Comfy Couch all day long!' Tama immediately perks back up. Panel four, Controller hears the doorbell ring and exclaims, 'Oh! I think the babysitter's here!' She drops Tama onto the ground, who seems shocked. Panel five, Controller runs to the door. Panel six, Controller opens the door and greets, 'Hi! Tama's right over-' Panel seven, Controller says 'Oh.' After realizing it was her neighbor, Flaggy, at the door. He says, 'Heyyy bro!' and points finger guns at her. Page twelve. Panel one, Controller steps back and awkwardly says, 'Sorry, I wasn't expecting you to come over.' She laughs nervously. Flaggy legs himself in and says, 'It's cool, Controller.' Panel two, Tama starts running towards Flaggy and beeping with excitement. Panel three, Tama latches onto Flaggy's leg. Flaggy says, 'Hey, 'lil homie!' Panel four, Flaggy grabs onto the kitchen counter from behind while trying to shake Tama off of his leg. Controller tries to explain, 'Flaggy, I really need to-' but Flaggy cuts her off, asking, 'You finally got an N64, right?' Panel five, Tama runs away from Flaggy. Flaggy turns the other direction and starts heading into Controller's kitchen. Controller continues, 'Yes, but I-' but is cut off again. Panel six, Flaggy starts rummaging through the kitchen cabinets, still ignoring Controller. He says, 'Sweet! How about we call up Nachos and-' Panels seven and eight, Controller finally shouts, 'FLAGGY!' and Flaggy turns to look at her with a bagel in his mouth. Panel nine, Controller, with a disappointed and desperate expression, says, 'I'm about to leave. I won't be home until tomorrow.' Page thirteen. Panel one, Flaggy stares at Controller silently while eating his bagel. Panel two, Flaggy raises an eyebrow and says, with his mouth full, 'Oh shit, for real?' Controller replies, 'Yes.' Panel three, Flaggy leans over the counter with a smirk and asks, 'Well, shit. Where ya goin'?' Controller happily responds, 'Fireball wanted us to go with her to a concert in Texas for her birthday!' Panel four, Flaggy immediately looks annoyed. He says, 'Ugh, you still hang out with that dick?' Panel five, he continues, 'And you're goin' all the way to Texas for her?!' Panel six, Controller shrugs and says, 'Oh, don't be like that! I honestly wish you got invited. It's gonna be very fun!!' Panel seven, Flaggy crosses his arms and says, 'Invite me? Pssh, I wouldn't even bother going. It's not like I want to go.' Controller responds, 'Oh... Okay then!' Page fourteen. Panel one, Controller taps her chin and says, 'I figured you would since Nachos and Glowy are...' Someone screams from outside the house, 'Hey! Get out here!' Panel two, we now see Fireball shouting from inside a van, 'It's party time, bitch! Hurry up!' Panel three, Controller's eyes dart back towards Flaggy and she says, panicked, 'Shit! The babysitter still isn't here... Um...' Panel four, Controller picks the blanket up from off the floor. The door is now open, and she asks, 'Hey! Flaggy, can you watch Tama for a bit?' Flaggy responds, 'Excuse me?!' Panel five, Controller runs out the door without hesitation, shouting back, 'Cool, thanks, bye!' Panel six, Flaggy looks at Tama awkwardly. 'Uhh...' Text next to him reads, 'He doesn't know how to take care of kids.' Panel seven, Flaggy leans over and asks, '...Wanna beer or... Somethin'?' Tama smiles and beeps. Page fifteen. Panel one, Controller runs out the front door and towards the van. She says, 'Hey, birthday girl! What's up?!' Panel two, Fireball replies, 'Waiting for your fat ass to hurry up and get in the van!' Panel three, Tank Top is seen drawing an anime style furry character in his sketchbook, wearing headphones, and turned away from everyone else in the van. He replies to Fireball, saying, 'Don't call people fat.' Panel four, Controller squeezes herself into the back seat between Glowy and Fireball, while Fireball sits down and puts her seatbelt back on. She says, 'Hey. Tank Top. Shut up.' Glowy appears sick and groans, 'Ughhh, can we hurry up and go?' Panel five, Nachos, who is driving, says, 'Yeah. Let's roll.' Panel six, as the group drives away from Controller's house, we see Tissue Box through her bedroom window, looking agitated about something. Page sixteen. Panel one, TB is aggressively scrubbing a blood stain off of her floors with a sponge, while wearing gloves. Panel two, TB loudly groans. Panel three, we see Cherry's body leaned against her walls while TB talks to it like he's still alive. She complains, 'Look how ya ruined my floor, ya dirty sleaze!' Panel four, TB grabs her bedsheets and begins crying. 'My poor satin sheets... My poor pillow! Ain't it sad, Cherry? How the only way ta' get ya here was ta' bait ya with sex?' Panel five, TB yanks the blood-soaked sheet off of her bed and exclaims, 'Never again!' Page seventeen. Panel one, TB is still talking to Cherry's body and asks, 'Silent treatment, huh?' Panel two, TB angrily grips the blanket with a scowl. 'Men like you make me sick!' Panel three, TB sighs and walks away. Panel four, TB tosses the dirty sheet into a laundry basket. Panel five, she removes her gloves. Panel six, she leans against her windowsill. Panel seven, while looking out the window, TB wishes, 'I want a nice girl to kill.' Panel eight, she gets a contemplative look on her face. Page eighteen. Panel one, TB holds onto the windowsill and starts to step back, getting a smile on her face as she's just had a great idea. She says, 'I think I might have an idea...' Panel two, she continues, 'And I have the perfect bait.' We see Tama's babysitter, an unnamed lamp character, walking up to Controller's door. Page nineteen. Panel one, we return to the group in Nachos' van. Everyone is talking while Controller silently plays a video game on a handheld console. Fireball says, 'So long story short, I take this chick to my place.' Glowy quietly says, 'Mhmm...' Panel two, we can now see that Controller is playing Pokemon. The conversation continues. Fireball says, 'And we watch a movie, yada yada...' Glowy says, 'Yeah...' Panel three, Tank Top looks up from his sketchbook after Fireball finishes her story with, 'And then we banged all night!' He sarcastically says, 'Nobody wants to hear about your sex life.' Panel four, Fireball replies with, 'Oh yeah? Well... Um... Your mama.' Controller starts giggling. Panel five, Fireball looks extremely proud of herself. Tank Top is unamused, and Nachos laughs, saying, 'Ha. Nice.' Panel six, Tank Top holds his head in his hands and mutters, 'I. Hate. All of you.' Page twenty. Panel one, Nachos - who is currently smoking a blunt - reaches back to give Fireball a high-five. Smoke begins to fill the van. Panel two, Tank Top begins coughing violently. Panel three, Fireball angrily shouts, 'Oh my god!' Tank Top glares at Nachos and asks, 'Should you really be smoking in here, Nachos?' Nachos nonchalantly responds, 'Chill, dude. Take a hit.' Tank Top firmly says, 'No.' Panel four, Controller looks up from her game, while Nachos says, 'Whatever, man. Suit yourself.' Panel five, Controller puts the console down and reaches her hand out, saying, 'Babe! Pass me that.' Page twenty-one. Panel one, Nachos looks back and says, 'Hmm... Nah.' Panel two, Controller looks dejected with watery eyes, saying, 'Aww, what?!' Panel three, Nachos hands Controller the blunt, saying, 'I'm joking! Here.' Controller gets a goofy, happy look on her face. Panel four, Controller takes a hit. Glowy interjects and says, 'I-I don't mean to be a buzzkill, but, y'know, I gotta agree with Tank Top about, um, the smoking thing.' Panel five, Glowy continues. 'We could get arrested if we get caught... Also, the smoke makes me nauseous...' Panel six, Fireball reaches over Controller to punch Glowy in the arm, saying, 'Don't be so paranoid!' Glowy says, 'Ow.' Page twenty-two. Panel one, Glowy responds, 'I'm not being paranoid! It's just that, it's, um, y'know...' Panel two, Tank Top cuts her off saying, 'Illegal.' He's visibly annoyed. Panel three, Tank Top lifts up one of his headphones and looks back at the girls. He continues, 'And we're in public.' Panel four, Tank Top fully turns around and screams, with his claws out, 'And I'm not getting arrested because of you stoner fucks!' Controller is handing Fireball the blunt. Panel five, Fireball looks irritated. She says, 'Dude, you're ruining my birthday. Shut up and go draw your shitty furries, or something. Jesus.' Panel six, Tank Top turns away to look out the window. He huffs and says, 'Whatever.' Page twenty-three. Panel one, someone is seen running alongside the van. They're saying something, but it's unintelligable. Tank Top, confused, mumbles, 'What in the god damn-' Panel two, we can now see that Flaggy is the one running towards them, who is now shouting and waving his arms in the air. Tank Top turns away and thinks, 'Maybe if I ignore him, he'll go away.' Panel three, the van drives away and Flaggy, disappointed, says, 'Stop the- Guys?' Panel four, Flaggy starts running again, saying, 'Fine, let's do this the hard way.' Panel five, Nachos is facing back at the girls instead of at the road, mid-conversation. He says, 'Look, dude, all I'm sayin' is that-' Someone cuts him off. 'Nachos!' He responds, 'Wha?' Panel six, Glowy and Controller look scared and concerned, while Fireball seems amused. Glowy says, 'Shouldn't you be looking at the-' Controller shouts, 'Babe! Look out!' and Fireball shouts, 'Watch the road, dumbass!' Page twenty-four. Panel one, Flaggy is now standing in the middle of the road, screaming, 'Boo!' Panel two, Nachos screams and hits the breaks. Panel three, the van screeches to a hault right before hitting Flaggy. Panel four, Flaggy opens the door and steps on. He says, smugly, 'Ha! Can't ignore me now! So... Permission to enter the dork-mobile?' Panel five, Fireball looks angry and unfastens her seatbelt, shouting, 'Hey! You weren't invited, jack-off!' Panel six, Flaggy steps up to the driver's seat and gives Nachos a fist bump, responding, 'Don't care. I'm here for my homies.' Nachos replies, 'Sup, dude?' Page twenty-five. Panel one, off screen, Tank Top yells at Flaggy, 'And what was that little stunt?! You could have gotten killed!' Flaggy shrugs and replies, 'Relax. I'm fine.' Panel two, Fireball points at Flaggy with an angry expression. She says, 'I wish you got run over.' Flaggy says, 'Woah!' And Fireball continues, 'Get out! I don't want you here!' Panel three, Flaggy sits on the floor and grins, saying, 'Blow me.' Panels four and five, Controller asks, confused, 'I thought you didn't want to come?' Flaggy responds as though he never said that, 'And miss a night of music, drugs, and hot chicks? Nah.' Panel six, Flaggy starts talking to Glowy, who appears like she's about to vomit. 'Speaking of... How's it going, pretty princess?' He laughs awkwardly. 'Uh... You okay?-' Panel seven, Glowy throws up off-screen. Flaggy looks mortified. Page twenty-six. Panel one, Glowy is extremely embarrassed and Controller gives her a hug, gently patting her shoulder. Glowy repeats, 'Oh God, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.' Controller reassures her, 'It's okay! Happens to the best of us!' Fireball gestures towards then and says to Flaggy, 'See? She thinks you're repulsive.' Panel two, Glowy wipes her face and replies quietly, 'N-no, um... It's because of... Car sickness...' Panel three, Flaggy responds to Fireball angrily, saying, 'Oh come on, man! Where am I even gonna go? I'm already here!' Fireball crosses her arms and says, 'Home. You can go home.' Panel four, Tank Top covers his ears and shouts, 'Can y'all stop fighting?! Just let him join!' Panel five, Fireball looks over and growls, 'Fine. Just start the car...' Panel six, Fireball angrily sits back down in her seat. She's muttering something unintelligable to herself. Nachos attempts to start the van but something isn't working. Panel seven, Nachos looks back over at everyone and says, 'Uhh, Houston, we have a problem. Car won't start.' Page twenty-seven. Panel one, a few minutes later, it's started raining outside. Tank Top is attempting to fix the van, while Glowy and Flaggy wait outside, and Fireball sits inside, each seeming disappointed. Panel two, Fireball complains, 'Can today get any worse?' Glowy sighs and says, 'I dunno.' Panel three, Fireball points up at Flaggy with a glare and says to him, 'This is your fault.' Flaggy responds, 'Fuck you.' Glowy butts in and says, 'Please don't start.' Panel four, Fireball grabs Glowy's hand and starts pulling her up to bring her back into the van, saying, 'C'mon, Glowster, I'm bored. Let's do some of your girly shit.' Glowy, without getting much of a say, replies, 'Oh. Um, Okay...' Panel five, Controller and Nachos are sitting at a table outside of a fast food restaurant. Controller has returned to playing her game and has her blanket draped over herself while Nachos eats a burger. Controller says, 'I'm sure we'll be fine. Ooh, a Charizard!' Page twenty-eight. Panel one, Tank Top is leaned over the van's engine and says to everyone, 'Yeah, it's a small issue. Just be patient.' He then mutters, 'Kinda hard to fix with my crutches...' Panel two, Flaggy has walked away from the van and approaches Controller and Nachos at the table, saying, 'Well, I'm bored. I'm gonna hang here for a bit.' Panel three, Controller sets down her game again and starts wondering to herself while the others have a conversation. Nachos asks, 'So still no luck with Glowy huh?' Flaggy answers, 'Nah. I don't get it!' Controller thinks, 'I wonder how Tama's doing at home...' Panel four, Controller starts to fidget. Flaggy asks Nachos, 'How did you get a girlfriend before me?' Nachos responds, 'Maybe I'm just hotter than you, man, haha.' Flaggy reacts, 'No way!' The conversation is drowned out by Controller's thoughts. 'Is she okay? Oh god, what if she gets hurt? What if-' Nachos, just barely being heard above her rampant thoughts, calls out, 'Controller?' Panel five, Nachos leans in to Controller and finally snaps her out of her thoughts. He asks, 'Babe! What's wrong? Ya look worried.' Controller responds, 'Oh! Nothing. I'm just... Thinking.' Panel six, Nachos says, 'Good.' and kisses Controller on the lips. Flaggy looks away from them and reacts, 'Gross.' Page twenty-nine. Panel one, Controller looks at Flaggy with a sassy expression and says, 'Jealous?' Flaggy says, 'Tch. Hell nah.' Panel two, Tank Top shouts at the three from across the street, 'Hey. Car's fixed! Get over here!' Panel three, Nachos and Controller hold hands while walking to the van, and Flaggy trails behind them. Controller says, 'Finally! I'm so excited-' She's cut off by the sound of her phone ringing. Panel four, Controller grabs her phone from out of her bag and answers it. 'Huh? Hello?' Panel five, an unknown character, sitting inside a bathtub, responds, 'Controller, baby! Where on earth are you?!' Page thirty. Panel one, the character on the phone with Controller is revealed to be TB. She's casually taking a bath and checking her nails with a smile. Controller answers, 'Miss TB? Uh... I'm out with my friends.' TB responds, 'Honey, you've gotta get back here! It's an emergency!' Controller asks, 'What?! W-What happened?! Is Tama okay?!' Panel two, Controller appears mortified to hear what TB says. 'I'm not so sure, sugar. There's cops outside your house- Oh, you should hurry! I think she's hurt!' TB hangs up the phone. Panel three, Controller grabs the blanket and hugs it around herself tigher, shaking. 'I need to go home,' she says anxiously. End of chapter one.